Saturday, September 28, 2013

Yankees in the Swamp: McIver 2013

Devil with a Pink Dress On

We had a delightful weekend with the 69th New York.  You'll notice few pictures here.  (None, actually.  I'll post a picture of my dress later.)  That's because I forgot my camera.  I feel absolutely naked at Civil War without my camera!

On Friday morning we picked up Rose, who's been thoroughly bitten by the Civil War bug and asked to join us again.  She's a lovely girl, easy to be with, and we were happy to have her along.  Then we picked up Sgt Napier and all his stuff.  The van and trailer were crammed full, but we managed to get it all in.

I worked on my new dress right up until the last minute.  In fact, I asked Archie to drive while I finished a few seams.  Claire made some lovely covered buttons for me that I had to sew on as well.

And my new dress totally worked!  I did it!  I sewed my first dress, and it fits!!!  Once I trusted that the two New Jerseys would actually fit the stingray which would miraculously shape to my back, it was actually not that difficult.  Best of all, now I have the confidence to try it again.

The Sound of Silence
I only wore the dress for a little while on Saturday night, and as it happens, I gave it a good breaking in.  You can't bring anything to a Civil War reenactment that's too precious, not even a brand-new dress!  At around dusk, the soldiers gathered for a night skirmish in the woods behind the battlefield, while we ladies brought lanterns, and when the battle was over, Hannah, Rose and I, and others, went into the woods to search for the dead and wounded.  Apparently the colonel told the troops that their job was to make someone cry.  

Our spirits were high as we entered the woods, trying to avoid brambles and the many logs and branches in our way.  But the laughter soon died down as we began hearing the eerie cries of the wounded.  By now it was very dark, and we really had to look hard to find the 69th.  Our unit was a ways into the woods, and when we finally arrived, the sight was devastating.  Ringed around a tree lay four of our soldiers, including Paddy and Mikey, all dead.  Before I had a chance to even look at Paddy, a private from another unit called me over with a desperate plea to come save his dying Lieutenant.  I ran quickly over,  but with no medical training and nothing but a handkerchief on me, I felt absolutely helpless.  I  pressed my handkerchief to his chest to stop the bleeding, but with a last few gasping breaths he was gone.

I returned to Paddy's side.  By now a group of us had gathered around.  An artillery corporal was cracking jokes, but she eventually wandered off, and still the dead remained without moving.  Mikey and Howard, who was next to him, stared vacantly into space, and never blinked.  After a few moments, the chatter died down and we all just stared silently at them, wrapped in the feeling of the moment, letting it sink in and wash over us.  It began to feel very real.

For several minutes, no one moved or spoke and the dead stared unblinking into space.  Finally, Mikey sat bolt upright and said, "Ugh!  I've had this rock poking my back for ten minutes."  We all slowly walked back to the campfire with a sense of having felt, just for a moment, the harsher realities of our war games.

There's a Joke Here Somewhere and It's On Me* (*Dancing in the Dark, Bruce Springsteen)
Captain Kyle pulled the most splendid joke on me, and he could not possibly have gotten a better reaction.  There's this game we play, that involves saying to each other, "I Lost" at regular intervals.  So when Archie told me on Saturday night that he had a message for me from the Captain, I rolled my eyes, knowing exactly what it was.  Archie said, "Well, I'm going to deliver it anyway, verbatim."  He looked around at the assembled company, and said, "The Captain says that you may call on him at midnight any time you like."  Huh?  I stared at him, utterly mystified and no doubt blushing furiously.  Heads turned.

Archie, enjoying every moment of my discomfiture, and wanting to be sure everyone in earshot was in on the joke, repeated the message.  I stared in confusion, totally thrown off because I was so certain that Kyle would simply have said, "I lost."  But "call on him at midnight?!"

Then I got it: back in May, when we arrived in camp late at night after working the school show all day, Kyle had very kindly helped me and Claire to set up our tent.  All summer I wanted to repay his kindness, so at this event I brought him a batch of brownies.  His response, superbly timed, was, "You may call on me at midnight any time you like."  I absolutely love Kyle's sense of humor!

The funny thing is, I began to explain to those who heard this exchange what the message meant, but got sidetracked, so most people still don't know!

Rain, Rain, Go Away
It rained for much of the weekend, on and off, on and off, on and off.  I kept thinking, with relentless and ridiculous optimism, that the rain had ended.  On Sunday afternoon, just as our soldiers were headed out to battle, I stopped to speak to Paddy and Archie for a minute.  Spotting an inch of blue sky, I assured them that our evening looked promising.  I had not gone ten steps up the road when the skies opened up and poured!  Eventually I gave up my optimism and settled in to the firm conviction that we'd be soaked, and I was not disappointed.

A Loose Woman
I finally managed to find time to pay a call on the ladies of the Maryland Line, whom I met at Winter Quarters last year.  I've been meaning to go over to their camp for awhile, especially as we were practically neighbors at Fort Stevens, but I was too busy to make it over.  They're always understandably confused over my identity.  They know me as Rebecca from the 69th New York, but I'm from Washington, not Oregon, and I often slip into a southern accent around them and sound more  like Abigail from Alabama.

Hailey and I visited on Sunday, in the middle a small fashion show.  One of the ladies explained that in the 1860's, only prostitutes went without a corset; hence the term, "a loose woman."  Decent gentlemen who wanted to emphasize the respectability of their wives assured everyone that the ladies were "straight-laced" and "uptight" - haha!

Hardcore and Hypothermia Both Start with "H"
As has become our custom lately, a handful of us "hardcores" stayed over Sunday night - Captain Kyle, Donny, Lt McSweeney and a few others.  I'm always amazed when I hear people wondering how soon they can bring their cars in after an event.  I have to be dragged away, still wearing my corset!

We went to dinner at Olive Garden.  I had stubbornly stayed in my Civil War clothes, but didn't realize until I sat down in the restaurant that I was thoroughly wet to well above the knees, and then after dinner we emerged into a torrential downpour!  When we returned to camp, I absolutely had to change clothes, but still feeling in a summer mood, I had packed very little modern gear, and nothing warm.  I ended up wearing my lacy CW drawers under Karl's wool Union uniform trousers, my very modern running shirt, and Karl's navy blue wool jacket.  I no doubt made a very peculiar sight, but I was decently warm.

Which is a good thing, because it kept raining.  Perhaps it was the rain, or maybe that this was the last battle event of the season, but I was feeling kind of punchy.  R-e-a-l-l-y punchy.  I don't remember what we said, or what was so funny, and I swear I was stone-cold sober, but Sunday night was one of the funniest nights of my life.  We all laughed for hours, and when the sky eventually cleared up late at night, Archie and the girls and I wandered out into the field to watch a heavy mist roll in.  It was kind of spooky, and the girls began seeing things and getting the heebie-jeebies until I told them not to get all worked up.  With all the gentlemen sleeping all the way across the field from us, the last thing I wanted was a bunch of screaming girls to deal  with!  I love that going to Civil War events makes me sleep outside though.  I've seen an awful lot of beautiful nights while enjoying the comfort of a spacious canvas tent!

We started talking about titles for this blog post and Archie suggested "Hardcore and Hypothermia Both Start with H", so I'm going with it.  I thought about just making a list of blog titles to describe the weekend, but I can't remember all the ones I came up with, and I didn't write them down, so I've only got a few.

I do remember at one point Archie and I belting out some re-enactor songs from a cd he gave us: "Blah, Blah, Blah", "Rebels in the Swamp" and "Some Men Need," most of which, unbelievably, no one else had ever heard!  All poke hilarious fun at re-enacting.

I think the after-party has become as much fun as the main event.

The Hungry Rancher
As is becoming our custom, we slept in a little on Monday morning.  (Except me.  After drinking endless cups of water on Sunday night, I was up at first light looking for the nearest cerulean blue "voting booth.")  When we finally finished packing up and loading (in the rain, of course), it was after 11:00 so we hardcores went in search of breakfast.  Paddy/Claire ordered a "Hungry Rancher" breakfast, with sincere assurances that she could eat it all.  "Yeah, right," I thought, but since I was hoping to snitch a slice of bacon, I let her get it: 2 slices of ham, 2 slices of bacon, 2 sausage links, 3 eggs, a pile of hash browns and a biscuit.  She ate it, all but a little ham and one bite of biscuit, much to the astonishment of the gentlemen in our company who were unable to keep up!

It's hard to believe it's been less than a year since we joined the 69th for the first time in the pumpkin patch last October.  What a great bunch!  I think I laugh more when we're all together than I've laughed since college.  Civil War is a lot like college, or maybe summer camp.  Shh...don't tell the other grown-ups that you can still have this much fun.




Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Real-Life Geometry Rocks

Did you know that a human back is shaped like a stingray with two New Jerseys running down the sides?  I know; neither did I.  But it is!

I can hear my mothers-in-law and other sewing friends collectively snorting, because they've known this for years, but I didn't.

I'm sewing my first ever Civil War dress.  My first ever dress at all, if it comes to that.  I'm sewing my first ever curvy lines.  This is what the bodice should look like when I'm done.  Hailey is making the skirt, but that's not the hard part.  I looked at the cut-out bodice pieces with their peculiar shapes, freaked out, and immediately texted for help.  My CW friend Vicki, an amazing seamstress, talked me down, and low-and-behold, the pieces fitted together!


Hoping to get a lot done tomorrow, because our final battle event is this weekend.  If by chance I can squeeze in more time, I'd also like to trim a hat, and make earrings, an apron and another petticoat.  Impossible, I know.  I'll just be happy if the dress fits.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

TSA Pre √

The girls got their passports, just a day too late to see Hamlet with us in Vancouver - bummer!

But along with the passports came this cute little postcard from our friends, the TSA, announcing a new "passenger pre-screening initiative that allows participants who have volunteered information about themselves to be qualified for screening benefits."  What do they want to know about me?  Given that they have  a predilection for slipping their hands in my pants, I'm not sure I want to know.


(Could not get an unblurry image of this - sorry!)

Not only that, but the benefits of my getting to know the TSA better are dubious at best.  Airline flyers who are eligible to participate in TSA Pre √ could receive benefits such as no longer removing the following items:

Shoes
3-1-1 compliant bag from carry-on
Laptop from bag
Light outerwear/jacket
Belt

While I find the sight of a host of strange gentlemen putting their belts on in front of me disconcertingly intimate, I don't see that being able to keep mine on (in exchange for "volunteered information about myself") is much of a benefit, particularly given that they still want to feel me up.  And it's small comfort indeed that I can keep my shoes on, while my now 13-year-old son has to remove his, and then get his junk groped by a strange man.  

Honey Stinger


These aren't half bad.  They're pretty good, in fact.  Yesterday, by the time I got around to running I was starving, so I ate a handful of these.  They didn't bother me at all, and I've loved chewy candy ever since I was pregnant with Brennan.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Europe's Responses

A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook and it cracked me up.  It's all over the internet, so I figure it's okay to post it here.  I did look it up on snopes.com, and discovered that it was not written by John Cleese.  It's a pity that whoever did write it didn't take credit for it!  Nor was it written this year, but in 2005, in relation to bombings in London.  So much for truth on the internet, but it's still a funny article.

ALERTS TO THREATS IN EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE

by John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

A final thought - " Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC". 

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Gu Be Gone

With my first half-marthon only a month away, I've been trying different running tools and techniques.  So far, I've discovered more about what won't work than what will.

Turns out I run better on an empty stomach, which seems counter-intuitive since I'm hungry all the time these days.  I've done two long runs in a row now with food in my stomach, and they have definitely not been the best.  A week ago, I ran 13 miles after eating a single granola bar, but I felt kind of heavy and my stomach didn't feel good, not sick exactly, just too full.  I blamed it on the humidity, which may well be the problem, but yesterday I ran 10 miles and felt even worse.  

Since I had eaten breakfast over three hours earlier, thought I'd better eat something before running.  I've been wanting to try out some of the specially formulated fancy energy snacks that real runners use, so I bought several to try.  I did the same several months back with sports drinks, wherein I discovered that green Powerade is my flavor of choice.

I sampled this waffle cookie before my run.  It tasted great, kind of a soft, slightly crisp, honey-vanilla cookie.  I didn't even eat the whole thing, but I still didn't like how I felt.


Many runners swear by the energy boost they get from a snack in the middle of a long run, and since solid food doesn't seem to agree with me, I thought I'd try this running gel.  Yes, gel.  As in gel toothpaste.  As in hair gel.


It's disgusting!  Like eating a slug.  The taste (lemon) was fine, but the texture is creepy.  It's really sticky and it took 10 minutes to get all the goo out of my mouth.  And I don't think it did a thing for my energy.  I walked a fair bit of my ten miles, even after ingesting the magic goo.

Next up, Jelly Belly's for runners (are they really any different from the regular candy?) and orange chews.  I like chewy candy so I'm hopeful that they'll be better.  But it might just turn out that I need to run on empty.

Happy Not Back to School Day!

Way back in the year 2000 we celebrated our first day of school.  Or not.  Not school, I mean.  And every year since then, we have celebrated Happy-Not-Back-to-School-Day.  We now have regular traditions that must  be observed on the first day of homeschooling each year.  I must put up balloons and streamers and a sign (which usually involves a last-minute run to Walmart the night before, and begging Karl's help.)  It's generally understood that there will be presents of an academic nature, and possibly a creative activity.  Not much work gets done, but we look at all our new books and talk about plans for the year.  And ice cream for lunch is absolutely mandatory.

The zenith of our Not-Back-to-School-Day tradition occurred several years ago, before we began reenacting.  We used to begin every school year the day after Labor Day, and in our heyday, we tie-died t-shirts, and had real presents.  Last year, newly returned from Fort Stevens and still with a month of living in the 1800's ahead of us, we moved the party to Wednesday.  I'm afraid we might even have skipped the whole bash, although I'm certain we went out for ice cream.  This year, we arrived home from Fort Stevens on Tuesday evening, having stayed over an extra night, tired, dirty, smelly, and with a ton of unloading and laundry to do.  So we spent Wednesday getting our house in order and moved NBTS Day to Thursday.

What's next, you ask?  Skip the whole week?  Sadly no, because this ~sniff~ is our last Happy-Not-Back-to-School-Day as a family.  It's Hailey and Claire's senior year.  Next year, Brennan and I will have to have an epic blowout bash to make up for missing the girls, maybe ice cream for all three meals and movies all day.  Maybe a 20 mile hike.  Who knows.


Once I've decorated the room, I have to crawl in and out for everything I forget...which happens a lot.








Then the kids get to break through the streamers.



 




Then we take school pictures.  I tried and tried this year, with and without flash as you can see, but they were not our best.  I hope to get some good senior pictures soon.  Remind me.   











Friday, September 6, 2013

"We Have Met the Enemy, and He is Us"

FORT STEVENS, 2013

I can't believe we left for Fort Stevens a week ago already.  It's been a really fast week.  What a weekend!  Both our clubs were there, Union and Confederate, and with friends in both camps, we were all really divided and did a lot of running back and forth.  And it's kind of strange, because even though all this is make-believe, we're still playing for two very different teams.

CORPORAL CLARENCE KIRKLAND

Our original plan was for Paddy to fight on Saturday and Sunday with the Yankees, and with Alabama on Monday.  But on Friday night, the Confederates found themselves short of leaders.  Rufus decided to fight the whole weekend as Archie, leaving us without a 2nd Sergeant.  Then Corporal Sammy hurt his leg, and with Danny moving into Rufus' position, that left the 15th with no Corporals!  So guess who got breveted Corporal for the weekend?!    Our own Clarence Kirkland, and though I'm her mom, I think she really deserved it with her total dedication to the unit.



The story of the mismatched stripes is that Clarence got one from a Corporal who lost his left arm, and the other from a Corporal who lost his right!  Below, the Corporal's totally defarbed dog tent.




The happy Corporal, who had trouble raising his voice enough to bark out orders, and was henceforth dubbed, "Corporal Cookie."


THE USUAL MORNING PHOTOS

Bethany cracks me up - always some hilarious pose!  And brother Garret is back - hurray!





Look!  Hailey's actually taller than Garret.


Morning line-up, Saturday.  "Okay guys.  It's time."


 "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out..."


"And you turn yourself around..."


More morning line-up photos:  Willard's back!


Miss Sarah, with cookies.


 The Privates William Barry, Jr. and Sr.

Private Billings and friend.


Billings' mom - way too pretty for this army, don't you think?


Wilson and Johnny Reb!  Dang, I'm going to miss them over the winter.



Good Morning, Porrets.


More dancing on Sunday.



Cute camp mascot, the Captain's dog Ember.



Frederick.


Captain Brock.


Private Robert Douglas.  In camp.  More about that later...


Doug O'Dell, (father to Oliver/Rory/Olivia and Chris/Scarlet.)


"Officer in camp!"


Happy 35th Anniversary, Mr. & Mrs. Rounds.  We're delighted you're spending it with us!


Frederick and Chris spent much of the weekend playing Jacob's Ladder and Cat's Cradle.


The hand-slap game continues, even without Rufus.  :-(


Breveted 2nd Sergeant Danny.


Look!  I shrank Sam.  I laughed for ten minutes after taking this one!  (Monday morning sleep deprivation, no doubt...)




I made "essence of coffee" but forgot to try it.


Apropos of nothing, here are some carrots from our garden.  Pretty colors!


Monday morning hair farb.  I must have been really tired.


This one from Sunday's better. Karl complains that I don't post any pictures of myself.


Calvin's tired too.


Corporal Cookie conducts morning inspection.


Look how narrow the Alabama street is!  We were crammed in there.


Okay, so enough of the morning pictures.  On to the stories!

HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT: THE 15TH ALABAMA VS. THE 69TH NEW YORK

The big news is that we fought a hand-to hand combat with the 69th New York.  In order to have any contact, you have to have Battalion permission and rehearse first.  Sarah, who was on the field as our vivandiere, took pictures of the practice for me.

The Alabama line-up.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."



The 15th Alabama.


Mikey and Danny - fierce fighters and a perfect match-up!


Watch your back, Danny!


Willard dispatches Archie.  Farby smile, brother.


Alabama goes into action.



ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE

On Saturday afternoon, Mrs. Douglas came to me to report that her husband was AWOL, lounging around the VMI camp, where she was busy doing dishes and chasing around a herd of young boys.  I reported this to Captain Brock, who sent a detachment out to bring him back.  Private Douglas was discovered playing checkers with the children. 

He tried to claim that he was under orders from Captain Brock, attempting to recoup his loss of the Company's pay.  


By gambling with 6-year-olds.


Miss Hypatia looks on in delight.


The fellows rounded him up...


...and returned him to the Alabama camp.


Private Douglas tries to explain himself.


PRIVATE RORY'S EXECUTION

Playing both sides caught up with Union Private Rory (aka Oliver in Alabama.)  Garret captured him and tossed him over his shoulder to be hauled off for execution. 


Danny tied his feet.


Alabama can't let a weekend go by without a good execution!


The firing squad loads.


I pointed out to Captain Brock that he never orders an execution of his men.  He snorted,  "Not my own men, no."  He grinned.  "But this is a Yankee."


Dead Private Rory is too tragically adorable, don't you think?


The body was dumped in a ditch.  Hannah takes pity, but the soldier doesn't seem to mind.


OTHER RANDOM HAPPENINGS

Clarence escorts Jessica (Willard) and Hannah.


Corporal Clarence takes a passing jab at the bayonet drill station.


Card-playing in camp, tsk, tsk, tsk.


On Sunday morning, Alabama captured two units of Yankees (but lost the battle.)  Notice how their guns are tipped down, empty.


The annual Fort Stevens pirate parade!

 

Pirate Captain Stanovich, the Colonel of the Oregon Confederate army.


The Monitor.



Walking around, I spotted this cupboard.  I think I'd like one of these!



This little bird, who was dubbed "Phil," hung around all weekend, completely unafraid.



MONDAY'S BATTLE

On Monday, Alabama fought the actual hand-to-hand with the 69th.  The guys pulled it off splendidly!  Here's Captain Kyle leading his troops into battle.  I watched the battle from the stands.  After the battle, the guys could spot me by my secession apron with the big white star on it.  I saw Captain Kyle signal to me through the field glasses I bought at Gettysburg, which made me laugh.


Captain Brock leads the fellows in skipping merrily around the field.  (Snort!)


The hand-to-hand.   See the Captains with swords on the left, and Clarence has just been wounded by Rory in the middle.  Just to the right of Clarence, Willard is about to kill Archie.


Riley stepped in and killed Rory, who died a splendid death in full view of the audience.


But, unable to resist the temptation to continue fighting, he revived and rejoined his unit.


Captain Brock, Calvin Kirkland and William Barry, Jr., all dead.


The huge Union flags looked really splendid in the stiff breeze.


On Monday night we had a wonderful after-party with the Porrets, Sgt Newton and Polly, Donny, Kyle, Archie/Rufus, Toby (the retiring Colonel of the Washington Confederate Army),  and Kyle's parents.  We sat up talking under a starry sky.  The kids (including Donny and Kyle) went "Star Tripping."  Hannah:  "You look up at a star and spin around until you're super dizzy, and then someone you're with turns on a flashlight and you attempt to run toward the light and fall over.  And that's why it's called 'star tripping.'"

I tried making an Apple Charlotte in the dutch oven.  Apple Charlotte is a crust of buttered toast with apple pie filling.  Lots of butter, sugar and cinnamon.  What could go wrong?  

I started it Sunday afternoon, intending to bring it to the dessert social we held with the 69th, but it wasn't even ready to cook until we were leaving camp.  (No worries, I had a Mississippi cake and molasses pie that Hannah had baked to take over.)  So I left it until Monday night, and then tried to cook it...for 3 hours, at which point the toast was burnt and the apples still raw.  Finally, more than 27 hours after I began, it looked to be more or less done, so I put the pot lid on for just a few minutes to warm up the top.  The lid is one of those that has little bumps inside to catch the condensation and drip it back into the pot.  It did just that, leaving big black spots all over the Charlotte!  Disgusting.  Burnt toast, raw apples, no sugar or cinnamon in evidence - EPIC FAIL.  And my friends were kind enough to tell me just how appalling it was.  Sgt Newton just turned away saying, "No."  Emily Porret compared it to dog, um, leavings.  Yup.  It was gross.  This picture doesn't even do it justice.


But the weekend was a huge success.  I spent a lot of time with my new friends over in New York and learned more about sewing.  Hannah and I bought a lovely little book on making ribbon trims.  Calvin and I had a nice lunch date in New York on Sunday.  And we're back with the 69th in three weeks for another event!

A final shot of our view of the Columbia River from the event site.  Gorgeous!